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Turkey plop 

When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January
Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.
Turkey plop by Sugarglider December 24, 2022
A New Jersey Slang For the word P*ssy
Fred your mad Turkey
turkey by usernothomee January 5, 2023
a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.
shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me
turkey by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023

Turkey toes 

being a lil goofball
you're such a turkey toes!
Turkey toes by Lukwww January 11, 2023

Turkey Blaster 

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
Turkey Blaster by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.
"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."

"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"
Turkeying by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023