The worst of all possible timelines. A cracked mirror version of America where unconstitutional policies become law and unapologetic racism becomes the norm. A waking nightmare no one can seem to wake up from.
Here. Here, let me demonstrate. Let's say that this line represents time. draws straight line and points to places Here's the present 2017, the future and the past. Obviously, somewhere in the past, probably on the campaign trail, the timeline skewed down into this tangent draws new line and writes 2017A creating an alternate 2017, Trump's America. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.
by Night-Shift February 01, 2017
by nny December 17, 2016
by the big meme November 09, 2016
by shameless_nameless April 16, 2020
A radioactive weasel that was raised on a silver spoon, then microwaved, causing it to shoot magma hot fecal matter across time and space, giving everyone that sees, touches, or hears it cancer.
by W R B 83 May 20, 2016
A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.
VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.
DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.
by Jamminjeremy February 15, 2017
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