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Fuck Smoke 

When a man over the age of 60 ejaculates during sex and a huge cloud Of smoke blows out of his dick because he has not used it in years. Death usually occurs simultaneously, along with a large explosive bowel movement and a deathly deep cough causing the heart to explode
Oh god it’s horrible, frank died of fuck smoke last night, I told him he was too old for sex!
Fuck Smoke by John fstick December 1, 2019
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Brown Smoke

The act of blowing any kind of smoke to the anus of another human-being and then having them fart it into your mouth.
Friend 1 : You want want that brown smoke?

Friend 2 : I'd love some brown smoke!
Brown Smoke by iDrinkBeer November 8, 2020

Bariatric Smoker 

Bariatric smokers are big ass hoes with tonnes of millage under her spandex big girl panties that cannot stop fucking up their damn lives and messing up good things. These hoes think they are better than everyone else that does hoe, and can't accept a good intentioned person after a good and stable situation with them. These hoes love their options, they chain smoke and even have the nerve to think lowly of the men they literally suck and fuck for $$$. These hoes generally have big frames, big feet and big balls to go along with it too and it is uncommon for them to see themselves as being wrong. These hoes will say anything and do anything to be 'loved' by their daddy because they legit have 'daddy issues'. They say they just haven't met the right one to stop hoeing but truth is they simply are dysfunctional and cannot stop hoeing or smoking to maintain a healthy lifestyle or save their life.

They have no role modelz. "Don't save them they don't want to be saved" J Cole.
Stop and chill bariatric smoker hoe before it's too late.
Bariatric Smoker by Big_game_bobby_cuP September 24, 2021

Vanessa Smoke 

Amazing girl. She’s always right,never wrong. She’s so famous and loved by everyone bc she’s a star. Sadly she’s a libra,but she’s still amazing😹
“Vanessa smoke is my fav singer/rapper/actress ever
Vanessa Smoke by Vanessasmokefann1 November 21, 2021

Second hand smoke 

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process
Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy
Second hand smoke by CoonBasket December 14, 2018

It’s fun to smoke marijuana 

The only thing is that I don’t know how to do it
It’s fun to smoke marijuana

deck of smokes 

Slang. A single package of filtered cigarettes. Named for its resemblance to a deck of cards, in shape and size.
I bought a new deck of smokes for the trip.

He smoked a deck of smokes a day, back then.
deck of smokes by BlackOrchid August 11, 2021