Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

by CritMagnet February 8, 2024

slaperone

Some who chaperones another to slap the shit out of someone.

That chick is acting crazy, will you be my slaperone while I smack her into coming correct?

by GlazeHer November 25, 2023

Slipper lobster

Now it's Lord Lobster

We called them slipper lobsters in Hawaii but now are called Lord Lobsters

by LordofGrange May 1, 2024

Slapping the floor

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.

Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either

by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024

Slappy’s Lullaby

When a man masturbates to fall asleep

“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”

by NapoleonBonerfart9 December 7, 2024

slappyG

involves shoving 4 hockeys balls up a pussy and then grabbing a hockey stick and using the hook end rip all the hockey ball out and them fuck them until the bleeding stops

omg we should try the 'slappyG'

by suspicius December 9, 2024

slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.

h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me

by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026