Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

by glikber December 28, 2020

menless shirts

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

by TheRodykell May 20, 2021

I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.

Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'

by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021

Science and shit

When you know the answer is scientific and you don't care to know how it works but need to explain it to somebody.

Why did they (the manufacturer) make it that way? That's a good question. It's science and shit.

by Ayrez December 9, 2014

Shanika

Shanika... Not only is she the god of gracious she is woman herself.. Strong, beautiful, nurturing, intelligent and all around a great person. Very shy and conservative when you 1st meet her but has a wild side when teamed up with her lover. Extremely loyal to those who deserve it and earn it. If your lucky to snag a Shanika you better hold on to her because her love is endless. She will forgive you when you hurt her the most and stand by you once you show her your worth.. Betray her and you may as well be dead...

Get you a Shanika and treat that Queen right

by A Queen has spoken October 24, 2018

shit up your face

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"

- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

by abuzettin imanikilli June 17, 2009

Shittyteenblog

Shittyteenblog is some white ass bitch who loves her followers. shes a bad ass who loves spongebob. cool right? she is a well known albino and has super blue eyes. her hair is redish which make her even cooler. everyone hates her just becuase shes cooler than everyone else. her tumblr is amazballs and she loves getting burned. her eyes are really far apart almost like the grand canyon (person who burned julie quote). i love her and she has like no followers so go follow her. she follows 101 people but only has 5 followers. bye. oh and she often refers to tumblr as tumbler.com

person: hi
julie (shittyteenblog): bye

by imaloner December 15, 2012