Speed

Born on January 21st 2005 as Darren Jason Watkins Jr., this young YouTuber commonly known as iShowSpeed is named for how fast he has children of his own when he was "only" 14 year old, which outpaces even most akcual adults.

People can't believe how fast Speed went from gaming to fatherhood; he's living life in the fast lane!

by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

Spedy Edward

Beating you meat in study hall during class

Spedy Edward was beating his meat during class

by Jsjdk October 24, 2025

Speedbag

When you hit your nut sack with a massage gun

Stfu or we'll speedbag you.

by Lord Erne October 24, 2025

web speed

definition has come from time to download a page to a movie... now simply a porno movie. usually defined as "slow" and "why the fuck are you so god damn slow" and various variations.

shit this web speed makes this be slow motion

by marco June 25, 2004

web speed

Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.

i made this up but it sounds smart?

by darthjesus June 29, 2004

delly speed

from the latin meaning fish aroma

has a fondness of teddy bears
likes being slow
is married to a woman

friend; delly we'are going to my house
delly; were we going

by me1 September 9, 2005

shadow speeding

An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.

"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"

by bahnburner December 6, 2006