The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."

by January 24, 2025

Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

ring kiss

It is a kiss in the mouth between members of La Cosa Nostra, means that you have fallen in disgrace before the eyes of the capo, which lengthens the meaning of death.

So is this is a “ring kiss” or a “good bye”?

by paconaranjo January 08, 2018

Pick Her Ring

A man who hooks up with a woman who is already taken by another man, with no regard for the couples relationship.

When her husband left for work the Pick Her Ring went to their house and made his move on the wife.

by McSliz February 03, 2016

The Red Ring Of Success

When a woman with red lipstick on gives a man a blowjob and it leaves a red ring on his dick.

Man 1: Do you get it with Stacy last night?

Man 2: Nah bruh, but her mom gave me The Red Ring Of Success

by ASaintLaw23 April 24, 2015

Ringed Toaster

A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices

Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts

by TheZer0ed August 30, 2021

Mr Ring-A-Ding

That one cartoon character villain from the new Doctor Who episodes with a damn catchy theme tune.

I fucking hate Mr Ring-A-Ding

by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025