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Couch Potato 

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"
Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?
Couch Potato by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010
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Hot Potato 

A live grenade, esp one that has it's pin removed and handle flown.
Hot Potato by NoXion March 26, 2005

Wii Potato 

A person who sits while playing games on Wii, such as Tennis and Bowling games.
Check him out! I've never seen a person sitting down while playing Tennis. He is such a Wii Potato.
Wii Potato by Madonna Koryn August 28, 2007

Soggy potato 

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation
Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!
Soggy potato by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013

Purple potato 

When a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his penis until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple
Friend:how was your date?
Guy:she was crazy!
Friend:how?
Guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!

Mashed Potato Man 

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.
"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"
Mashed Potato Man by Scnigey March 23, 2003

mexican potato chip 

when a man cums on a girls face, leaves it to dry, and peels it off later as a cum chip
Debbie: I ate my boyfriends mexican potato chip last night.