PHONE

Originally created as an excuse to look at a Phat ass but evolved into a code name to talk about dat ass infont of anyone

Little timmy- Damm that is one high quality PHONE

Little Jimmy- mm mmm is one excellent PHONE. Solid 9 at least
Little jimmothy- what are you guys talking about

Little timmy-oh were just talking about phones 😉

by Letto fumble November 3, 2019

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Phonecel

Variation on incel, substituting the "in-" (for "involuntary") with "phone." Describes a person that is celibate because their social skills are damaged from chronic smartphone use. Related, though not to be confused with, boomers claiming kids these days try to read books by swiping.

A bunch of hot girls walk by the phonecel.
Observer 1: "Hey, check out that guy over there, with all the girls. See his screen?"
Observer 2: "Dude, is he looking at boobs on Instagram? He could literally just look up for two seconds. Phonecel!"

by Letsgetthisbruh November 7, 2019

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phone

something that takes bitches out of the world so it is homeless

That guy is using a phone

by megablast5606 November 14, 2019

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Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT

My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*

by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019

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