Poopoo nigga pants

For when yo ass just goin ham in yo pants

“Whats up joe?”
“Poopoo nigga pants”
“What”

by Poopoo nigga pants November 19, 2019

Mr. Snuggle Pants

A pet name reserved for only the best male lover.

Usually given to a man who exhibits a nice thick package and knows how to use it.

Hey there Mr. Snuggle Pants, Misty wants to Play!

Bryan is a total Mr. Snuggle Pants.

by JustIndecent November 24, 2011

fling flong pants

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

Pie Pants

What's so hard to figure out about this one? Pants + Pie = Pie Pants. The true challenge to this piece of clothing is trying to keep it on.

Shit, man - I wore Pie Pants to this party and they were totally gone in ten minutes flat!

by Andi- July 11, 2006

Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 29, 2008

Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.

Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!

by John232115 September 12, 2011

oompa-loompa pants

"Gaucho pants" Hideously ugly and absurd item of clothing. Proof that if an item of clothing is promoted enough by the fashion industry (no matter how ugly) girls will by it.

"Oh my gosh, did you see her oompa-loompa pants? Those things are ridiculous looking!"

Man: "Dear, those pants are UGLY!"
Woman: "I know, but they're sooo in style right now."
Man: "So what, they're still ugly!"
Woman: "Uhhh, you just don't get it."
Man: "I may not be up on all the latest trends, but I know UGLY when I see it."

by bigdaddy_g April 23, 2006