by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Guan has been showing excessive work latency as of late. He comes in at 9:00 and goes to breakfast with his posse until 10:00 am.
by Yoo Jorgan May 5, 2010

when you finger a woman (or jerk a guy off) after rubbing your hands together and using working hands hand cream. this causes tons of dry skin rolls to pile up on your hand, and get lodged inside of the pussy of the woman or the urethra of the male.
M: Hey hot stuff, wanna get fingered Working Hands style?
W: What the fuck is wrong wtih you? Please get a life
W: What the fuck is wrong wtih you? Please get a life
by tundra5 December 23, 2024

*additional definition to Work Rape*
When you are not the direct target or victim of Work Rape, but it is happening so close to you that you yourself have now been made a victim as well.
When you are not the direct target or victim of Work Rape, but it is happening so close to you that you yourself have now been made a victim as well.
John really got Work Raped hard by Tim, and the worst part is Jerry got caught in the cross-fire while he was just trying to work. It was an unfortunate example of Third Party Work Rape.
by The Poo Fighters July 21, 2022

Boss: Why have you been missing work?
Person: Cuz i dont wanna burn to death and i would rather scroll tiktok and grow my addiction
Person: Cuz i dont wanna burn to death and i would rather scroll tiktok and grow my addiction
by Emo Person on the Internet October 28, 2021

what you can't do
i have to work out to be able to go to the fattest man in the world contest. they will say I'm overweight
by uydktcfulgitedrytlfhgk.u6rfl March 25, 2017

(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.
April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.
Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.
*door shuts*
Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco
Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.
*door shuts*
Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco
by TACOmaStand253 March 11, 2021
