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job tenyear

A status of special privileges that is granted to someone after having been employed with a company for a decade, such as guaranteed job-security, a significant raise, etc.
Job tenyear can be a good thing, but sometimes it can make the employee overly bold and brashly arrogant, since he knows that he can basically be as big an a**h**e as he wants to be, and he will never be fired for it.
by QuacksO December 24, 2018
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Great Job

If anybody managed to get up off their asses and do something today, I congratulate you. You're not a lazy fuck
by Malware. January 11, 2019
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blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.
criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"
by girl April 20, 2004
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Rib Job

The act of sticking a slow-roasted rib that's falling-off-the-bone up your partner's ass, pulling the bone out clean, and finally receiving the expelled meat from an elevated position. Hot sauce can be added to turn up the heat on both parties.
"These ribs are so tender and delicious. I should totally see if Katie's up for a little rib job action!"
by awful chief April 13, 2010
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Belly Job

The act of a horizontally gifted woman (or man) tossing one off utilising her rolls of frankly disgusting fatty matter. Alternatively, a fat bitch making you cum using her rolls of flab.
"Oi bitch, belly job, now!"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"
by Julia Thebellyjobqueen October 3, 2008
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carpenter job

when you get a rusty nail full of tetanus and cram it down your urethra with a hammer.
dude, i just gave myself the most gnarly carpenter job over with a sledge-hammer.
by reidilydeidily March 24, 2010
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Stuff Job

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus.
She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job
by Herpesaurous Rex September 13, 2010
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