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A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.
Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.
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Get the "SLAP BOXIN JESUS" mug.Jessinia's are Beautiful in every aspect of life, they are the best friend you could ever have, will make an amazing wife, and fulfill every one of his fantasies. They light up the room with just a smile. They have Beautiful curves, Built like a goddess, can make anyone fall in love with just a look.
Jessinia's are very loyal, when their hearts are broken they feel as if the world is going to end without the one they lost.
Jessinia's do not give themselves easily. However, once they do decide that one is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible attraction on them and are willing to sacrifice anything for them.
You would be very lucky to have a Jessinia in your life
Jessinia's are very loyal, when their hearts are broken they feel as if the world is going to end without the one they lost.
Jessinia's do not give themselves easily. However, once they do decide that one is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible attraction on them and are willing to sacrifice anything for them.
You would be very lucky to have a Jessinia in your life
I wish i was a Jessinia
by Jessinia Pooper June 18, 2011
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Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
by RaptorJesus666 December 5, 2009
Get the Jesus Penis mug.Exclamation of disbelief.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
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