Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 January 01, 2019
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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 13, 2023
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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 13, 2023
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Jammy Jams

Jammy Jams is a North London abbreviation for expensive designer clothing. Illustrated as clothes that bring you good luck jammy. The jams abbreviates to something exciting or jubilant. Jammy Jams can be also used as a nostalgic feeling, reminiscing-triumphing a bad experience.
When I go to the next UK Garage Rave I'm going to put on some exclusive jammy jams and jam the night all night long.

Check out my fresh Jammy Jams. I'm pulling everything tonight.
by Sweetmatecol April 25, 2020
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Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance
I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam
by Snarfleoofer February 13, 2018
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jam in a quickie

Having quick coitus in a full time table
Hey babe before we go to lunch wanna jam in a quickie
by Mustache cashstash December 13, 2020
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