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Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger
Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?
by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022
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fortnite gamer

A person who is addicted to the fortnite like they are crack. They do not know what grass or a girl is. You can often catch them wearing a fortnite backpack. There habitats are in there darkened bedrooms "cranking 90s."
Yo dude do you know Kyle HES SUCH A FORTNITE GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alotto Dix October 17, 2022
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Gamer Genna

A persona that is inflicted on a person when they are raging play video games to an extent
Gamer Genna is back.”
by Goofysussybaka101 July 16, 2021
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Gamer girl

A whore who once tried to work as a striper and got fired because she is an ugly thot
"hey gois im a gaymer gurl am i not a special fcking snowflakeeeeeeee"

rawr xd gamer girl

(shut the fuck up)
by Densest June 8, 2017
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Gamer

Wow you play a games (literally any game) you are a gamer
by fr5435435555554poop August 30, 2021
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Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.
Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.
by Fredman14 December 29, 2021
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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022
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