Facebook Chiefed

When someone leaves their Facebook logged on and somone else posts a bogus status.

I can't believe my brother Andrew Facebook chiefed me and said that I love the smell of his farts.

by Ajm636 March 1, 2010

Facebook

A social media platform for people who's political candidate recently lost an election to express graphically how tightly their panties are knotted up into a wad. In the event of male participants see: Mangina

Hey! I just came up with another reason they can impeach Trump! I'm going to post it to Facebook. He never should have won anyway. Hillary was the better candidate

by Stubruce January 10, 2017

facebook rage

When a person getting angry at another person for interrupting their Facebook time.

Matt: "Hey Mike, wanna go out?"
Mike: "FUCK OFF MAN. I'm on Facebook."
Matt: "You should get off Facebook soon Mike. You're getting bad Facebook rage."

by Mb500 February 21, 2009

facebook leech

a "friend" who systematically goes through your facebook friend list and sends friend requests to every girl on there using you as a mutual friend: even the girls you may have had one awkward date with twenty years ago that the leach has never met or heard about.

dude, why are all my old girlfriends now listed on HIS facebook page? he's never met them and they live ten states away... that dude is a facebook leech.

by austinmodhouse January 2, 2009

Facebook Touretts

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Touretts)

by Lunnmeister March 12, 2010

facebook stalking

1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.

2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.

Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.

Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?

Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.

by beastblindfire July 7, 2011

The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever

In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.

Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"

by Matt Ritt April 28, 2007