A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)

We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.

Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022

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Anal Duck Sex

When two partners engage in anal sex while the penetrating partner rotates clockwise during penetration - similar to how a ducks penis is corkscrewed.

Man, I had anal duck sex last night. Shit was dizzying!

Anal Duck Sex by DuckLover96 February 2, 2023

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down duck link

n: trash, garbage, rubbish, only one distrted object to the blasphemy

A: i will do this
B: no, dont be a down duck link

down duck link by j4s0n_T0dd March 29, 2023

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Jaidens Duck Day

The Day Jaidens Pet Duck Died To Him Kicking It

Hey did you know its jaidens duck day lets honor that.

Jaidens Duck Day by TheDictionaryMan(NotEnder) May 3, 2023

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