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Beastiality 

Beastiality: n.
A fun act, generally but not always involving the use of a domestic animal as a form of pleasure. Can also be used as an alternative to being bored or having sex with stupid girls or whatever else floats your boat.
Broseidon 1: What do you want to do, bro?
Broseidon 2: We could go have sex with fluffy over there
Broseidon 1: Beastiality? that sounds cool. DP?
Broseidon 2: Fo sho
Broseidon 1: High five!

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On Pascha (Easter), your buddies come over with cans of beast (milwaukee best). You paint the cans, hide them, and have a beast hunt.
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing for zombie Jesus day?
Guy 2: Having a Beaster hunt, of course!
Beaster by TronXXX March 20, 2008
to do exceptionally well in or on something.
He beasted that soccer game last week.
beasted by Repool34 September 29, 2009

Three breasted Eaglemonster

a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.
After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.

beast mongrol

a nubbin beast who like to fuck old man saggy ass and who plays with a nigger switch and who likes to kill cuntbeast and people who are hotches
man that was a beast mongrol who eliminated the threat of the cuntbeast.

Breasticle 

When boobs get so old and wrinkly they look like a ball sack
Breasticle by willl181 May 8, 2008
An aestheticly unpleasant young woman. Usually built stonger than most animals native to African plains.
DAMN! She's ugly!

Yeah, she's a beast!
Beast by Idlevice February 28, 2005