Beard-on

The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.

Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.

Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.

by despicable-al March 24, 2021

Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021

beard scrunch

A beard scrunch occurs when someone with a beard rubs their beard on someone else.

Dan gives me q beard scrunch whenever he hugs me

by maninahat June 4, 2021

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.

Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.

by The BeardKing June 7, 2021

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

beardfection

The perfect beard, highlighting symmetry, health and balance in presentation.

Did you see his beard pic post it is pure Beardfection!

by Global Leaf Cigars July 13, 2021

Bearded lady

The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021