CrackPr0n

Occupation: Elitist Nerd/Moderator/Know-it-all Douchebag
Physical Description:
A piece of shit between two slices of crap.

Traits:
- Inability to carry on an adult conversation with anyone, over any subject, at any point in time.
- Constant Sand-in-Vagina.
- Punctuates every statement with a concentrated burst of CrackPr0nium, a horrid combination of arrogance, close-mindedness, hypocrisy and fecal matter.
- Unprofessional moderation that makes the mods at GameFAQ's look like the moderators at anywhere but GameFAQs.
- Followed by a loyal (but very small) group of assholes who constantly defend the horrid orgy of piss and stank that is CP's personality

SN analysis:
- Usage of word "Crack"
Borderline retarded, if this were 1996 when "crack" was still fresh. Now it's beyond gay.
- Usage of word "porn"
Cool, if you ask a 12 year old. To everyone else, it's beyond "crack".
- Usage of internets misspelling "pron"
So stupid, that the first two instances are actually elevated to a level that one may view safely without a eBullshit filter.

CrackPr0n is to: Moderating
as
Monkey is to: Building a time machine out of bananas and crap.

by FlowersInMidgar December 9, 2008

Cacker

Dorset/Hampshire word for pikey.
Thorney Hill in Bransgore - Christchurch is full off cackers - mostly pikeys who have abandoned their caravans for council houses.
Not the same as a chav - Cackers will be from gypsy stock.

Here Dave have you seen all those caravans on the recreation ground? - Yeah they are Cackers.

by Cacker Spotter December 2, 2009

cracked out

someone with intense focus and skill in a video game on the drug Adderall

that kid tfue is cracked out

by solicitify November 14, 2018

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Crackensack

Crackensack is what some people call Hackensack (NJ) because of the drug issues you can find in many parts of town. The city isn't really as bad as people make it out to be, but for the county it's in (Bergen Co, near NYC) it's a hot spot for people around the area to buy and sell drugs.

Hackensack is the largest city in Bergen County, NJ

P1- Yo, you know where i could score some crack and weed
P2- You can probably just take a drive down to Crackensack and find something
P1- Is it safe?
P2- Only if you make it out to be.

by RedGunz December 7, 2009

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

Crackberry

Name for a Blackberry device, when its owner becomes far too dependent on it. For when someone becomes addicted to using their Blackberry, as if it were a drug like "crack".

Chris: What kind of phone do you have?

Matt: Blackberry.

Chris: Me too! I love it.

Matt: Yeah, it's so convenient.

Chris: Yeah man, I'm addicted to it. I couldn't live without my Crackberry.

by B3player89 December 21, 2008