Bruised Turd

the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!

Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.

Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
by T-Floss February 04, 2011
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Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box
Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf
James: “it was a fucking belter
by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019
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turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.
I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.
by A Code Monkey March 07, 2007
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Turd-chin

Double chin, having two chins that resemble a turd.
“Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”

“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
by LoveThatPseudonym March 07, 2019
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Liberty Turd

The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.

N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."

Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"

Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."

Camper B "Sweet."

Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."

Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
by rnaylevert July 02, 2012
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turd hog

one who puts their head into the toilet after filling it up
Did you see Roger turd hog after slamming the commode?
by turtletoe July 31, 2009
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turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus
" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."
by John E. Walker April 27, 2003
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