the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
by T-Floss February 04, 2011
by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019
by A Code Monkey March 07, 2007
“Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
by LoveThatPseudonym March 07, 2019
The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.
N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"
Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."
Camper B "Sweet."
Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."
Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"
Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."
Camper B "Sweet."
Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."
Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
by rnaylevert July 02, 2012
by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010
by bray fart May 01, 2009