Moscow Time

The number of sats (satoshi, 1/100.000.000 of a bitcoin) it costs to buy 1 dollar, which will sooner or later reach <1.

- What's the current Moscow Time?
- 1783

by NatoshiSakamoto April 20, 2021

Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.

It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.

by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017

Bam Time

When it's time to throw down and get busy.

Enough procrastinating, it's bam time.

by bamtime February 17, 2010

time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

by Saltslinger August 12, 2016

Finger time

When an artist loses their tool for a project and now has to their finger

“I lost my Apple Pencil, it’s Finger time!”

by LipanConjuring December 7, 2021

Joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, are engaged with humorous activities or discourse.

Lulu ''you mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat without me?''
Gavin ''yeh I'll invite you quick before you get fomo''

by Alialias July 27, 2017

Aye time

Cool way of saying anytime. Term used to show gratitude or whatever

Example 1
Person 1: "Yo dawg, thanks for helping the mandem earlier."
Person 2: "Aye time dawg"

Example 2
Person 1: "Yo, what time u finna reach?"
Person 2 "Aye time bro, there's bare trafffic"

by cosmicunity September 13, 2018