The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
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Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
by ThatsjustHowitis June 03, 2019