A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
Get the Lap-Band Dancemug. A stereotype used to refer to people who partake in band activities . They tend to use out of date words memes and tend to think they are funny when they are not. They tend to spend a lot of time on Reddit and don’t have many friends outside of their band circle. Also they tend to like the game undertale and like to hum the song of it and make sure everyone else suffers from it.
by Dolphin0510 June 17, 2022
Get the Band Kidmug. A Band-Rider is a person that goes along with what everyone else is saying or thinking never coming up with any individual thought. You can also become a major Band-Rider by always going for the sports team that wins BUT once they start losing you jump off the Bandwagon waiting to jump back on another one.
by Dimegirl April 10, 2021
Get the Band-Ridermug. An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute
Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!
by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022
Get the National Band Volunteer Daymug. by Xxdajchd January 5, 2022
Get the Bands in costa ricamug. The act of asking to hang out every single day even tho no one can; the act of using the word “down” constantly; extremely annoying.
by bigmatt June 28, 2021
Get the Speckled Bandmug. by Brownbear703 June 30, 2018
Get the Butt band aidmug.