Notch Break

Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.

Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.

by Trending new Words October 7, 2016

hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.

"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"

by Harry kidace September 5, 2016

Jake Break

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.

I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?

No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !

by SJP1992 January 24, 2018

first break up

your first breakup will be the hardest to get over. it will hurt the most and will have you questioning yourself everyday. thinking “were they really the one” or “why don’t they love me”. your first breakup will drive you crazy, it will tear your heart into a million pieces. every song you hear and every object you see will some how remind you of them. you will cry. a lot. it will be tough

your first break up will have you crying in your bed for a week wearing sweatpants

by carlygnash February 6, 2018

bake break

When you take a break from a task to smoke weed

John: It smells like weed in here.
Kate: Yeah, Jackie just got back from a bake break.

by shwoop February 6, 2018

kitty break

A short break (~1 Minute or more) from a certain activity to lay down and just cuddle one's cat.

"I had to study the whole day yesterday! Thank god I took a few kitty breaks."

by Mudk1p? January 4, 2017

Break a French

When you need to give true facts and have a frank discussion with someone without sugarcoating it in order to make this person understand your point.

She can't get it even when I break a French to her. I give up.

She couldn't get it even when I broker her a French. Gosh she is stubborn. I give up.

by MadeinFrench January 25, 2017