Ultra straight 

The next form of super straight.

Only liking lesbian girls, because straight girls like dicks, which is kind of gay.

Lisa: I love you
Tom: I don't love you
Lisa: Why?
Tom: Because I'm ULTRA STRAIGHT

Ultra straight by Sjaz March 14, 2021

damn straight

An affirmation, usually to a preceeding statement.
Origin: Australia

'Id rather be done up the butt than see that guy again' .. 'Damn Straight!'

damn straight by Liam September 27, 2003

pocket straight 

A very small, slim straight man (5'7" or shorter). So named because they're small enough to "put in your pocket."

also known as PS. Little/short straight man that can fit in your pocket. Can only be used by gay men to refer to their small straight friends.

That guy is so small he can only be my pocket straight. (referring to the small size of a gay mans friend)

pocket straight by Jason Wilpo November 8, 2006

Super straight 

Men that enjoy jerking off to bee porn, preferably male bees.

“Hey, are you super straight too? Let’s watch bee porn together!”

Super straight by anonymous March 23, 2021

Sippin' Straight 

A straight away long enough you can take a sip from your beverage of choice.

Man, I'm thirsty, I can't wait for the next sippin' straight!

Sippin' Straight by becauseracecarr November 5, 2011

edgy straight

when someone looks gay as hell but is actually straight somehow

Jill: Wow do you think that girl is gay because of the way dresses?
Ana: No, I think she's an edgy straight

edgy straight by dicklesschickless July 25, 2017

Stanley Straight 

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

Stanley Straight by Tobicat August 18, 2017