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Sleep

Sleep is useless, and should not be a thing.
Example: person: go to sleep, for your health.
Me: what is ‘sleep’.
by Your reality check, November 23, 2021
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Sleeping Nutsack

When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.
"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!
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Sleep

You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.

(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)
Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....
by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018
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Sleep

Sleep is something I long for

I always want more.

Some may say I’m greedy

Or needy

But I think I’m just tired.
Macy: I need sleep

Kacy I must weep
by I read homestuck July 1, 2019
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Sleeping on his stomach

When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.
Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.
by Yureh July 11, 2023
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sleep

Person: man, im so tired I could sleep right now!
Person 2: then sleep
by bubblingtea May 22, 2025
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