mexican sausage

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.

i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage

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deer sausage

It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales

Bigger than Mandingo it's a deer sausage

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Where are all the girls? It's a synonym: sausage fest in here.

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When Purple Aki awakes from his slumber, he decides to give kids ice and a big black large flake ;)

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When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

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A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.

Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.

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A fake penis or can also be a dildo

Omg Nelson has a false sausage but Shelton has a nice big juicy one

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