anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

peal the salad

to go into the candy making buisness of carrots

Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!

by lambsarecool February 23, 2011

Burger salad

The act of taking 8 perfectly cooked burger patties at a cookout and putting them in a bowl and mashing them up to make burger salad.

Thes hamburgers are plain, let's make burger salad.

by Assbergersalad November 24, 2024

noodle salad

When you put a bunch of limp dicks in someone's mouth.

I made a noodle salad to get the party started right!

by Rudolfff April 4, 2016

Hot piss salad

After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.

She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.

by Nigel tallywhacker May 20, 2023

Potato Salad Male

An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.

Wow, that guy is so chill... he must be a potato salad male, so handsome.

by Potato salad enjoyer May 26, 2022

Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.

Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.

by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025