Chemical poo

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.

"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."

by Poet delirium February 18, 2017

Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.

I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!

by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020

Mean poo

Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.

Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..

by Mr. Scurvy November 16, 2017

poo apple

When Swype is a dick and you're trying to spell pineapple

What the fuck is poo apple?

Pineapple!!! Fucking Swype

by lordelyssa December 26, 2014

Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

poo waft

Abbrev. PW The foul smelly breeze created when engaged in a sexual act with a female who is on all fours (see doggystyle) and a change in air pressure results in air being sucked in, and subsequently out, of the anal cavity

"I love the smell of poo waft when she's on all fours"

"How'd you go with Belinda last night?"
"All good - did her doggy, but she had the PW's that would make you faint!!"

by MrCretin April 23, 2014

boopy poo

boop the poopy booty hole

do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020