penis burn

Occurs when having sex for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. Friction from the rubbing of the skin between the penis and labia majora will cause a rash to be produced. Symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the penis in a line extending from the base to the tip. More severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 - 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 - 7 days without treatment. To reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from sex and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. For the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.

Man I hit that pussy so hard last night that I got a horrible case of penis burn today.

by celesguy1 December 6, 2010

penis note

When a penis jizzes uncontrollable.

Wow that guy must be having a penis note!

by jizzers March 19, 2009

Penis flytrap

An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!

Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!

In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!





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by Mark H May 15, 2005

penis locker

a locker {Vagina} were multipel dicks can be inserted

hey her pussy is a penis locker

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 17, 2018

Penis Capital

The act of investing alot of time trying to get up in some girls panties.

I invested alot of Penis Capital before I realized she had a boyfriend.

by the_nuge September 18, 2006

Penis Butter

Another name for cum!

Can I get a side of penis butter with my blowjob?

by That hoee February 21, 2013

Penis Colada

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.

her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.

by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014