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chum job

The act of doing Bukakki on a woman when she passes out usually 10 or more men to the point the woman's head is completely covered in cum
She cane to the party. & passed out so we pulled a chum job on her she woke up with her head glued to the floor.
by DillHole December 5, 2013
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Spin Job

What happens when you and a girl are doing anal sex and while her arse is up, you stick up so that you can use it as an axle and spin around it. Basically a vertical helicopter.
"Aw, Darla, as we were on our honeymoon and having our private time, he all of a sudden did a spin job! Can you believe it? I didn't know he was such a risky guy!"
by HeatBeat July 19, 2016
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phil-job

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.
Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".
by PDaniel February 22, 2011
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The Inside Job

The act of inserting your penis into a womans ass, then placing your hand inside her vagina and proceeding to jerk yourself off.
That skank last night was soo loose I had to hitter in the shitter, and do "The Inside Job" to Nut.
by Eric Isinya February 28, 2011
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T-Job

While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!

The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
by Lords of Pelham December 11, 2011
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Grab Job

When a girl intentionally grabs your penis without you knowing.
"Dude what happened?"
"She gave me a grab job..."
by Brando_Commando14 November 18, 2011
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deer-job

That deer was giving great head. Talk about a great deer-job.
by Dean P. Portugal September 22, 2011
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