chum job

The act of doing Bukakki on a woman when she passes out usually 10 or more men to the point the woman's head is completely covered in cum

She cane to the party. & passed out so we pulled a chum job on her she woke up with her head glued to the floor.

by DillHole December 5, 2013

job tenyear

A status of special privileges that is granted to someone after having been employed with a company for a decade, such as guaranteed job-security, a significant raise, etc.

Job tenyear can be a good thing, but sometimes it can make the employee overly bold and brashly arrogant, since he knows that he can basically be as big an a**h**e as he wants to be, and he will never be fired for it.

by QuacksO December 24, 2018

Great Job

If anybody managed to get up off their asses and do something today, I congratulate you. You're not a lazy fuck

Great Job

by Malware. January 11, 2019

Spin Job

What happens when you and a girl are doing anal sex and while her arse is up, you stick up so that you can use it as an axle and spin around it. Basically a vertical helicopter.

"Aw, Darla, as we were on our honeymoon and having our private time, he all of a sudden did a spin job! Can you believe it? I didn't know he was such a risky guy!"

by HeatBeat July 19, 2016

phil-job

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.

Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".

by PDaniel February 22, 2011

The Inside Job

The act of inserting your penis into a womans ass, then placing your hand inside her vagina and proceeding to jerk yourself off.

That skank last night was soo loose I had to hitter in the shitter, and do "The Inside Job" to Nut.

by Eric Isinya February 28, 2011

T-Job

While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!

The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.

Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...

by Lords of Pelham December 11, 2011