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goomba mode 

debate mfs after they lose a round and when the judge is giving feedback they look like one of them goombas from mario bros
bro, that team USA kid went total goomba mode after that judge screw
goomba mode by charmanderness April 1, 2023

uwu mode activated 

What you would say if you read a lookism comic and then someone calls you a nerd.
Me: *reads lookism comic*
Bully: You are such a NERD!!! Why are you reading an anime comic????!!!!
ME: HOW DARE YOU, IT'S CALLED A MANHWA!!!!! THAT'S IT. UWU MODE ACTIVATED. RAAAAARGH!!! >W<

CYBER MODE 

Not dissimilar from the "Rogue" mentality, an individual engages CYBER MODE to disregard all frivolous and/or irrational patterns of thought obstructing themselves and/or their allies' from their current objective in a video game. Usually an Absurdist, an individual engaging CYBER MODE should not be underestimated. CYBER MODE can only be unlocked by a select few who's cortisol levels have peaked and broken the sound barrier. Recommend only inviting those capable of handling the cataclysm that ensues.
"Oh no... it looks like they're using that overpowered item again. How will we ever win?"
"........Going cyber mode."
*Proceeds to dominate the objective and thus winning the game*
CYBER MODE by LacriyaApheloi September 17, 2023

Monkey Mode 

The sexual act of taking a shit on a towel and using it to fling the shit at the partner
Man: You ok?
Man 2: I just seen a video of a guy going Monkey Mode on my GF
Man:damn
Man: Sauce?
Monkey Mode by Obama Einstein September 28, 2023
The art of not being able to casually consume any alcoholic beverage. Therefore leading to intense intoxication.
Yeah Katelyn went Ming Mode last night and doesn’t remember anything!
Ming Mode by Arwr Worldwide October 30, 2023

Jaws-Mode Wank 

A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.
Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'
Jaws-Mode Wank by Humphrey the Cat October 31, 2023