Gen Z

What happens if you cut your dick off.

Me: Yo, what are you doing?
Ye: Um, cutting off my dick...
Me: Don't you know cutting off your dick makes a Gen Z???
Ye's dick: Omg slayyy on god on god no cap period ahh period uhh, I am witewawy bussin YEET!

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 August 12, 2023

cheezing

Absolutely demolishing something/someone so hard that they obtain cheese-like characteristics. The worst case being that it actually turns into a cheese.

Me: Guys, the math test was so easy! I literally was cheezing it so hard.
Lizzo: Wow you really demolished it, it almost looks good enough to eat!
My math teacher: What the flip?! You hecking cheezed the test so hard that I accidentally turned it into a grilled cheese!
Me: What can I say, I'm just sigma like that...

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 02, 2023

Tragedeigh jitsu

The transformation from a horse to a human.

Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.

A few weeks later...

My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 02, 2023

uwu mode activated

What you would say if you read a lookism comic and then someone calls you a nerd.

Me: *reads lookism comic*
Bully: You are such a NERD!!! Why are you reading an anime comic????!!!!
ME: HOW DARE YOU, IT'S CALLED A MANHWA!!!!! THAT'S IT. UWU MODE ACTIVATED. RAAAAARGH!!! >W<

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 August 12, 2023