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Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.
Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money
by Really not my real name November 5, 2014
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jackson piledriver

When it becomes necessary for a man to use a shovel in any way during sexual intercourse for any reason.
"Hey man, how'd it go with my sister last night?"

"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"

"Right on, man!"
by Mississippi d April 20, 2015
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jackshame

Male specific- a term used to describe the phenomenon that overcomes a man when, after jerking off to his female of choice, his rationality returns and he begins to contemplate what exactly it was he was jerking off to. If the female was considerably below the man's pre-jerkoff standards, he is overcome with a sense of shame, bewilderment, and confusion. When this process occurs, it is called jackshame*. If the man returns to his normal life without any further contemplation, jackshame never occurred.

*- jackshame does not have to occur only when a man is jerking off to a woman. It can be anything that produces a general WTF moment in the man's psyche. Examples could be, but are not limited to: beastiality, midget porn, necrophilia, tranny/gay porn (if that isn't already the guy's thing), food, snuff videos, etc.
Dude, I don't know what I was doing. I got drunk last night and whacked it to a video of a chubby midget transgender amputee giving a fully grown, yet DEAD racehorse a blowjob. In the moment, it felt right, but afterwards, it was the worst jackshame I ever experienced
by imnotadeer July 14, 2015
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jacks-snyder

"man, that guys' a jacks-snyder"
by thenonbinarynerd October 13, 2016
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JackSpedicie

i love jackspedicie more than i love predipei
by pewpiedie February 7, 2017
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Jackson Tyler

A pussy slayer, the biggest pusssy slayer. It ''twas in the bible for Jackson Tyler was a pussy slayer.
by Oldlsskk February 12, 2017
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Jackson'd

It is the art of betraying your comrades when committing crimes such as shooting up a school, burning a building, or crashing planes into towers.
After we shot up the school we Jackson'd our pal Richard.
by Keemstar'sGrandpa February 24, 2017
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