eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.

It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023

eating a bag of teeth

Used to describe an repulsive, purposeless and ungrateful activity

The idea behind this expression is that eating a bag of teeth would erode both teeth as they have are equally as hard

Damn! Working with this guy is like eating a bag of teeth!

by Rimbault November 27, 2021

go eat a donut

created by the person above...BAD comeback to your mom or your face...it's for people that are just stupid and dont know how to insult with something good like you mom.your face...or just stupid people

person 1- that's ugly
person 2- your mom's ugly
person 1- your face is ugly
person 2- your mom's face is ugly
person 1- GO EAT A DONUT
persons 2 to 6 billion-...that was the most retarding thing ever...
person 1- so...

person 1 ends up crying and running away...not person 2...

by jensena xD December 28, 2005

eat his lunch

Beat someone up really bad and really easily.

Billy: "That guy looks really tough."
Leroy: "Fuck that nigga, I'll eat his lunch."

by HACKSAW May 17, 2014

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.

If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!

by ddyslilfckdll February 25, 2019

Shit Eating Grin

See: Obama

Obama's Shit Eating Grin can be seen from space.

by Happy Neff September 11, 2012

Bitches' Gotta Eat

Denoting a reply as to sum up the serendipity & continuation of every day life. Similar to the uses of 'that's the way the cookie crumbles' & 'that's just the way things are'.

John: I can't believe Ryan exploited his own dignity just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, Bitches' gotta eat.

by therealmagee December 8, 2014