cum-baked

Covered in cum

I'm not going to the mall with you, you got me all sweaty and cum-baked.

by SFGuy87 July 22, 2010

Easy Bake Pussy

when Robert Downey JR needs to bake his baguettes so he uses your pussy as an oven to make it cook quicker

person 1: "oh my god i smell bread!!"
person 2: "that's my Easy Bake Pussy!! RDJ slid that baguette right in and i heated it up real good with a light butter coating gurl!"

by azealia wanks June 9, 2018

Fudge Packer Backer

A defender of fudge packers due to their association with said Fudge Packer Backer's university. A FPB is easily identified by spouting comments such as " Oh, he would never do that", "What, I read the grand jury report, there was no anal penetration seen" etc. Fudge Packer Backers put public image or perception above all else, even over the well-being of the victims.

Yo, I just got State College, PA. The place was crawling with with Fudge Packer Backers. Dead-enders all, hell they wouldn't change their minds even after Jerry took a shower with them.

by PussyFartz August 7, 2012

bakery fresh

the state of being freshly baked

"They callin' me Bakery Fresh, because I'm so freshly baked, and you can't be layin a finger on tha money that I make..."

by bakery fresh April 6, 2006

Detroit bakery

In the act of taking shit from your own butt hole and putting it in someone else's butt hole, then butt fucking them

I Christian Ellis gave you a Detroit bakery last night while you were sleeping

by Nuttsack69 October 18, 2011

baked children

the act of dressing up as santa and then having sex in an e-z-bake oven

i used the baked children on my girlfriend last week

by jose the mexican gardener January 10, 2009

Bakehouse

pig fornicator

We called him a Bakehouse because he got into quite a jam when he got drunk one night.

by Princess Owatonna August 1, 2011