ass hives

When someone puts honey in your asshole and licks it like a bee pollinates a flower

I gave Jennifer ass hives last night

by Asshiver May 29, 2016

Elder Ass

1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy

2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)

1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out

Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass

2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work

Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control

Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass

by HonduranBang August 17, 2022

Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry

Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass

by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020

im ass

bad at something

Bob : wanna play league?
Lucas : nah im ass

by sugoma sugoma sugoma July 11, 2021

Froged in the ass

To get the high ground on someone in a video game or any sort of game but they turn out to be way better than you and they then proceed to beat/kill you.

Froged in the ass:
Dude, I was playing FortNite Battle Royal and I was in the last 5 alive and some guy totally froged me in the ass and I lost.

by RackyRollie December 7, 2017

ass drool

Semen that leaks from the anus after anal sex

Mark couldn't believe how much ass drool was leaking from Mellanie

by dingle berries November 21, 2014

Ass Charmed

The state of mind in which a teen male is charmed by the ass of a teen female. The teen will do anything for or around said ass.

Also see: Boob-Wooed

"I am NOT boob-wooed!"

"Then maybe you're ass charmed."

by UnitedsTatesoFwHatevah January 25, 2011