Blood

Blood : (noun)

commonly known as the forbidden S O Y S A U C E

Person 1: what do you have there

Person 2: blood

Person 1: I REQUIRE A TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN S O Y S A U C E

by Soybean April 6, 2021

Blood Plumber

A medical doctor.

Don't talk to me about physics, you're a blood plumber.

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Your blood is worth boiling.

You are a generous person.

Thank you for bring me that wonderful gift.
Your blood is worth boiling.

by 2sox January 7, 2011

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

blood transplant

When two girls 69 on their periods.

friend: “did you do it round Mayas”
her: “Yeah, she asked me round and we did a blood transplant”

by wiggley_woo October 19, 2025

Dictator blood

(Noun) a quality possessed by old tyrants that keeps them alive and terrorizing common people.

I thought COVID-19 might kill Trump, but he has dictator blood.

by Oktoberfest October 6, 2020

Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019