Bruised Turd

the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.

Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!

Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.

Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...

by T-Floss February 23, 2011

Turd Welding

When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!

See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.

Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!

by Death Dragon February 18, 2011

Cutting Turds

South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!

" I have a feeling that after eating all this Chilli I will be cutting turds all night long "

by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016

Turd Herd

a group of people dressed like turd

"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"

by soapsolo11103 February 5, 2013

turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

Turd Bullet

A fast bowel movement. Typically used as an insult in place of asshole or jerk.

I can't stand my new neighbor, he's such a turd bullet.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Kratom Turd

In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"

"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"

"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"

"Ah cool, make some for me"

by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020