the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
by T-Floss February 23, 2011
Get the Bruised Turdmug. “Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
by LoveThatPseudonym March 6, 2019
Get the Turd-chinmug. "look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
by soapsolo11103 February 5, 2013
Get the Turd Herdmug. 1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.
I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.
by JudgeFooj June 11, 2009
Get the Turd Reapermug. An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.
Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.
by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022
Get the Heard Turdmug. by turtletoe July 30, 2009
Get the turd hogmug. When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
by Death Dragon February 18, 2011
Get the Turd Weldingmug.