When a feminine hygiene product is shot out of a menstrating ham wallet with such force that it splatters upon impact leaving a mark made of uterine lining resembling a psychiatrist’s ink blotter test.
I don’t know why Karen wore a skirt in gym while she was on her period but, when she got pegged in her belly by the dodge ball Tommy threw, she shot a TAMPEDO onto the floor so hard that it left a plates sized crater on the basketball court and we all kept discussing what it looked like as if we were taking the Rorschach ink blot test.
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"Hey Gronk, it's Mike. Tom and and Bruce need more Tampans they are in the third and fourth stalls and they're bleeding down low and its getting on the floor."
"Yo Rookie, tell the staff we are out of Tampans and we need some ASAP it's getting bloody in the Bucs locker room right now!"
"Yo Rookie, tell the staff we are out of Tampans and we need some ASAP it's getting bloody in the Bucs locker room right now!"
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Why’d you call them tampons?
Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.
Why’d you call them tampons?
Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.
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