Tucker

massive dick

tucker hase a massive dick

by isuckmassvballs May 23, 2022

ticket

A former Roblox currency, also called "tix."

This item costs 100 tickets.

by Mattjod May 29, 2022

Tinker Her Bells

“Tinker” meaning fuck or rearrange “bells” meaning pussy, vagina

“ Got a bad b**** she foreign, she pretty I tinker her bells I ain’t talking bout Disney”

by Gho5t writer June 14, 2022

ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022

tucker

that guy you know you shouldn’t like, but goddamn it you just can’t help it.

i love talking to tucker
tucker is so sweet
me and tucker are just friends

by star maiden July 28, 2022

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

Tucker Fucker

A stupid fucking prick with a huge retarded white moustache and has the worst fucking buzz cut in existence.

Atef- "Oi, have you heard of the stupid DNT teacher?"
Shanon - "Yeah, isn't that the Tucker Fucker?"

by Atef Lord August 17, 2022