wood fire

When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire

Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.

by chinahassmoldic April 19, 2018

Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneers

Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneers is a TikTok meme that originates from 'Home Design' videos which commonly feature Little John, his Wife, their accidental 1 billion children, his Aunt, and his pet cat (a tiger)

Little John's Aunt was horrified when she saw him buying more Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneers, she knew he was going to ask to borrow more expansion screws from her later.

by jananajorange May 27, 2024

wood

a tree

nice wood

by cartereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 9, 2022

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens

Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”

by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021

u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood

Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess

by XxSavage pandaxX March 8, 2017

Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.

“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”

by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022