Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018
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Swamp-ninja

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt
by Feckinhec June 29, 2019
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Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people
Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.
by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019
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Selfie Ninja

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.
"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "
by Buck Walter July 26, 2016
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Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.
1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."
by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 13, 2010
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poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
by ualreadyknooo April 08, 2011
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ninja nips

"Did you see those ninja nips?"

"No. Because they were ninja nips."
by Sammy Anne Sam July 29, 2014
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