Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

Cow

1: A Animal that makes milk
2: Very fat person

1: My Dad's *Cow* makes white milk
2: My Girlfriend is a *Cow*

by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021

Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

Baltimore Cow Tipping

where you spartan kick fent folders in the inner city

(invented by strudwick)

Yoo bud, how about some baltimore cow tipping this weekend on skid row?

by mccutch11 July 10, 2025

cow poo

The waste product made by a cow.

Usually brown og black.

"Yesterday I went for a walk and saw a cow poo on the grass."

by user307485004 November 24, 2020

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017