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Fertile Cows
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When something isn’t very funny and you
don
’t
know
what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to
break
any silence.
(A friend is showing you a
boring
video
and is laughing)
You: “
Fertile
Cows” (laugh softly)
Fertile Cows
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FarmerDale
June 11, 2021
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