Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

Hanging Cow

Hanging Cow is something you say you can do to impress a naive crowd. It has no meaning other than sounding impressive.

I'm known for Hanging Cow. I've been told I Hang the meanest Cow in Montreal, but you should see what shit they do in Vancouver.

by Loomisam August 7, 2022

Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023

algaan cow

the greatest ant best rapper of genz from noide jaypee greens area

that guy is a total algaan cow

by snompito September 13, 2024

Cow

Cute and Delicious

Cows are cute and delicious

by Lex09 August 2, 2022

grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows

Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.

by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024