Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.

Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

Deron Miller

Plays guitar and vox in CKY.

"To whoever is thowing ice on the stage...If I find out who it is, I'll fuckin' slice their throat open."-Deron

by Lindsey February 13, 2004

'get milked'

Being masturbated to orgasm (male).

It's much more fun to 'get milked' than it is to slap the snake by yourself.

by Daggitt January 27, 2007

deron miller

a spectacular guitarist and singer...my personal fave and the cutest smile in the history of rock!!!...just don't tell him that he'll get all egotistical

flesh into gear myself appears disected and pretentious...genius,sheer genius i tell you!

by key key March 18, 2004

mile run

A hellish test or endurance required by gym teacher up to 9th grade.

I hate doing the mile run!

by 5'1"Racer February 12, 2005

Mila

A girl that can be nice,helpful,joyful,caring but can be a bit of an ass . They are normally weird and people think they are crazy but in a good way. They are beautiful but when they confess their love for someone they reject but weeks later the person that rejected asks her out but by then she has a bf/gf cuz they hot af. Cries Easily

Girl: she is so pretty

Boy: imma going to ask he out cuz that jerk rejected her
Mila: Hell ya I’ll date u

by Milk93tjecow January 7, 2018

Milk money

AKA "Lunch money"

Etymology: Originally, "milk money" was money given to (Canadian?) children in the 1970s-1990s for their optional daily public school lunchtime purchases of small, chilled 250mL cartons of homogenized milk in squared, waxed paper containers.

Milk money is connected to bullying because bullies profited from its extortion.

"Give me your milk money or I'll give you a face wash!

by K'an March 29, 2014